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Sophie Cunningham’s Index Finger Nominated for WNBA Defensive Player of the Year
Following her viral, 22-second standoff against Phoenix, WNBA coaches are panic-drilling against the dominance of Sophie Cunningham’s point.
The nomination comes on the heels of Cunningham’s viral, 22-second uninterrupted pointing stare-down directed at Phoenix’s DeWanna Bonner. According to advanced tracking data, the extended point possessed an estimated 98% efficiency rating as a defensive maneuver, successfully holding back an entire basketball franchise using nothing but cartilage and sheer audacity.
While most defender...
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