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“It started as a dream,” Marissa began, sitting outside the van, on a compact folding chair from REI. “We wanted experiences. Simplicity... Freedom from material possessions.” Derek documented as Marissa spoke in a shaky phone video captioned “Day 1: Unlearning Cap...
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