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Charlotte Police Arrest Sofa After High-Speed Chase Reaches Speeds of 7 MPH
Local Loveseat Leads Police on Slowest High-Speed Chase in Charlotte History. Residents Relieved Beige Two Seater is Finally Taken Off the Streets
According to police logs, the unlicensed plush two-seater coupe was operating on a public roadway without standard safety equipment, airbags, or even an engine, relying instead on a dual-propulsion system consisting of shared electric scooters strapped securely to its chassis.
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