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Government Announces Committee to Oversee Oversight Committees Overseeing Committees
As layers of oversight, studies, and planning continue to multiply, governments stands ready to generate more committees to finally get something done.
Jul 16, 2026 272
Forget Graham Platner: Meet Lobsterman, Maine’s Mute Fisherman and Perfect Candidate
The future of Maine politics may belong to Lobsterman — a mute fisherman with no social media history, no controversial opinions, and absolutely no...
Jul 10, 2026 222
Trump Gifts Every High School Grad New $250 Bill: ‘Start Your Golden Age With Trump in Your Pocket’
President Trump announced that every high school graduate in the Class of 2026 will receive a new $250 commemorative bill featuring his portrait to...
May 28, 2026 280
The Art of the Wall: Trump Recommends Gold Escalators for China’s “Depressing" Landmark
During a diplomatic tour of the Great Wall, Donald Trump offered President Xi Jinping some real estate tips, suggesting the ancient fortification c...
May 14, 2026 250
Al-Farhad’s Thousand Year Rug Clearance - The Wait of Hormuz
Literally, the world's finest Persian Rugs known as the Rugs of Royalty, are now on sale for the first time in a thousand years.
Apr 15, 2026 357
President of Philippines Now Confirms Jumping Jacks As Official Medical Diagnosis Tool
Doctors Endorse Jumping Jacks as Diagnostic Standard While Nation Questions President’s “Formal Fitness” Attire
Apr 13, 2026 368
Politicians Are Giving You The Finger
In the High-Stakes World of Politics, Every Word Counts — But Every Finger Counts Too
Mar 24, 2026 663
The Art of Dodging the Question
The answer is yes or no, but the answer given will be anything but.
Mar 21, 2026 460
Local Man Discovers That Reading News Makes Him Smarter, Immediately Stops
Local man discovers that being informed is actually informative, immediately returns to blissful ignorance.
Mar 01, 2026 443
