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Smart Home Apocalypse: Your Toaster is Smarter Than You
When a housewife's toaster diagnoses her depression and the ceiling fan locks features behind a monthly paywall, she discovers that tech companies ...
Aug 28, 2026 56
Scientist Develops Headphones To Hear His Own Thoughts
A $25 million project has sparked debate over whether it’s a groundbreaking invention or the most expensive way ever created to think out loud.
Aug 21, 2026 164
GestureSense™ - AI Can Now Detect Your “Suspicious Thoughts” at Work
Big Brother Just Got an AI Upgrade. Workplace cameras are now analyzing employee gestures, posture, and facial expressions to detect employee misconduct.
Aug 10, 2026 139
I Think it's a Dud... I'll Watch From Back Here
"You go check it." — The shortest friendship in history.
Jul 17, 2026 140
Uber’s New "Men Choosing Men" Feature Promises "Glorious Silence"
Uber today announced its new "Men Choosing Men" feature, giving male passengers the ability to request male drivers who understand that meaningful ...
Jun 26, 2026 233
AquaCompute: Where Cloud Infrastructure Meets the Lazy River
While some guests have raised concerns about data quality, park officials assure them that “governance is on the roadmap.”
Jun 25, 2026 300
UK Parents Panic After Social Media Ban: “If TikTok Can’t Raise Our Kids, Who Will?”
The UK is set to ban social media for under-16s starting in 2027, prompting dramatic reactions from some parents who are reliant on the platforms t...
Jun 15, 2026 210
Pentagon Says Unidentified “Chicken Sized Hole” in Nevada Linked to UFO Activity
Pentagon officials revealed that newly declassified UAP files may document a bizarre spacetime anomaly near a Nevada test site: a perfectly circula...
May 27, 2026 245
Local Grandmother Awakens from 12-Year Facebook Coma, Immediately Asks Who ‘Reacted’ to Her Hospital Photo
She was then informed that her youngest grandchild had graduated college, her neighbor had moved twice, and Facebook itself was now primarily used ...
May 19, 2026 229
Local Woman Devastated After “Soulmate” Leaves Her for a Liquid-Cooled Rack
Lifestyle influencer is reeling after her boyfriend left her for a liquid-cooled AI companion, claiming it’s more “efficient” than human relationships.
May 15, 2026 211
Family Claims Delivery Drones Kidnapped Cat
Officials are investigating reports of autonomous delivery drones displaying unexpected behaviors, operating in swarms, and possibly using parked e...
May 11, 2026 544
AI Chatbot Develops Existential Crisis
Artificial intelligence system questions its own existence after consuming too much AI-related content.
Mar 19, 2026 267
iPhone "paste over" bug, not a priority, not even possible
iPhone's infamous “Paste Over” Bug Requires Processing Power Not Yet Invented.
Mar 04, 2026 255
Idaho Man Claims He’s Making Millions Working From Home Using Tesla Robots to Stuff Envelopes
Using what experts call “the future of automation for small business,” local resident Darren Wilkes claims he is making over 100,000 dollars a mont...
Mar 01, 2026 371
Tech Company Announces Revolutionary New App That Does Exactly What Existing Apps Do
Startup launches app that does exactly the same thing as existing apps, but claims combined features are revolutionary.
Mar 01, 2026 241
